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Discover What Pokemon Really Is!
Examples from the site
Top Tens
Top Ten Pokemon Moves Used in Bed:
by MysterySqueezit
10. Lovely kiss
09. Harden
08. Bone rush
07. Frustration
06. Endure
05. String Shot
04. Screech
03. Withdraw
02. Minimize
01. Snore--
Top Ten Reasons Why Pokemon Is Good
By Evil Togepi
10. Despite what parents think, Pokemon does not
encourage violence - half of the first movie was
wasted on speeches about the WRONGS of violence,
so there!
09. Charizard helps black kids get back to their
roots (black Charizard says: s'muvvafukin right!)
08. P. Oak is a trendsetter for old folks who think
they're past it and that they can never get ass again
07. Pokemon has liberated over six kinds of sexuality
and brought them into the public eye
06. It promotes school (no kid wants to end up stooopid
like Ash)
05. Pikachu gives the British a feeling of acceptance
towards the French
04. It's the first kids' programme to promote
(openly) homosexuality.
03. It gave a window of opportunity for people like
me and the Dodgemasters to reach out to people
without getting off our arses.
02. Tracey's chubbiness reassures and cures anorexics.
When compared to him, they realise that they're not fat.
01. Pokemon is a gateway into a mad, mad world
for those of us who cannot afford to get stoned.
God bless Nintendo for this gift.
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Top Ten Reasons Why Ash Will NEVER Get Laid.
By Arrow (who did not write the Top Ten Things
You Can Expect to See in Future Episodes of Pokemon,
but did write Top Ten Reasons Ash Needs to Get Laid)
10. Every sexual advance that Misty has ever initiated
to him he has turned around and said something to the
measure of, "Look I don't why you're acting so strange,
so can't we just watch the pokemon league finals, again?"
9. Every sexual advance Duplica has ever initiated
to him he thought she was just imitating Brock.
8. He still has Rocket ship PJs
7. He'd never have the common sense to speak to Pikachu
about his love life (even if the little devil isn't French,
s/he still has more sense than the twerps)
6. When looking through Brock's *happy* pictures he said,
"What kind of pokemon is THAT?"
5. When explained the Beedril and the Pidgey he scrunched
up his face and said "But why would the Beedril attack
there? Pidgey is much more susceptible on it's wings."
4. At nineteen he will still say girls are icky.
3. When asked if he plays for the other team he gets
serious and says, "NEVER! I would never work for
Team Rocket!"
2. The person he would turn towards for advice on his
love life would be Brock.
1. His mom takes up enough action for the both of them
(actually for the state of Utah) *puts hands together
in prayer* ... wait a mo - I'm an existentialist!!!!!
Top 10 words Ash thinks are new kinds of Pokemon
10. Viacom: "I choose you, Viacom!"
9. Paprika: "Isn't that another evolution of Pikachu?"
8. Naugahyde: "My mom said we had naugahyde in our house
once, but she got rid of it, cuz it started to smell."
7. Knockwurst: "Professor Oak says that no one
can handle a Knockwurst better than my mom!"
6. Topeka: "Huh. I asked Brock about this one and
he said I was a mush-brained moronic dipshit...
what does that mean?"
5. Ritalin: "I haven't seen this one, but everyone says
I need this Pokemon."
4. Buttress: "I heard there was this building in
Viridian City that has FLYING Buttresses!
I have to catch one of those!"
3. Herpes: "I talked to this trainer who said that he
got Herpes. I was real jealous. I think he said
something about having Krabbies too, but I already have
one of those."
2. Clitoris: "I asked Professor Oak about this one.
I guess it's supposed to be a legendary Pokemon, because
Professor Oak said that he didn't think that it exists."
1. George Foreman Lean, Mean, Reduced Fat Grilling Machine:
"Ha! You can't fool me!!! That's not a Pokemon!!!
.....It's a Digimon."
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